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Apply on: CRC: 0xA60683DA File: quotes.list Date: Fri Nov 1 00:00:00 1996
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CRC: 0xC7F81BD8 File: quotes.list Date: Fri Nov 15 00:00:00 1996
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This is the Quotes List v1188 [Sun Nov 10 17:42:32 PST 1996]
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Actors | Col Needham <actors@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Actresses | Col Needham <actresses@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Alternative Names | Michel Hafner <aka-names@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner <aka-titles@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Alternative Versions | Giancarlo Cairella <versions@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Biographies | Mark Harding <biographies@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Business | Giancarlo Cairella <business@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Cast Completion | Col Needham <cn@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Certificates | Mark Harding <certificates@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Cinematographers | Michel Hafner <cinematographers@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Color Information | Mark Harding <color@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Composers | Michel Hafner <composers@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Costume Designers | Harald Mayr <costumes@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Countries | Mark Harding <countries@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Crazy Credits | Mark Harding <crazy-credits@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Directors | Col Needham <directors@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Distributors | Rob Hartill <prod-companies@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Editors | Harald Mayr <editors@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Genres | Colin Tinto <genres@imdb.com> | 10/18/96
Goofs | Murray Chapman <goofs@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Language | Mark Harding <release-dates@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Laser Discs | Peter Simeon <laserdiscs@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
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Locations | Rob Hartill <locations@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Misc. Filmography | Col Needham <miscellaneous@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Movie Links | Col Needham <movie-links@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Movies | Michel Hafner <original-titles@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
MPAA Ratings Reasons | Mark Harding <mah@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Plot Summaries | Colin Tinto <plots@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Producers | Andre Bernhardt <producers@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Production Companies | Rob Hartill <prod-companies@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Production Designers | Harald Mayr <prod-designers@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Quotes | Bob Glickstein <quotes@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Ratings | Col Needham <cn@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Release Dates | Mark Harding <release-dates@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Running Times | Mark Harding <running-times@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
SFX Companies | Rob Hartill <prod-companies@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Sound Mix | Mark Harding <sound-mix@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Soundtracks | Ron Higgins <soundtracks@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Tag Lines | Rob Hartill <tag-lines@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Technical Info | Peter Simeon <simeon@imdb.com> | 11/01/96
Trivia | Murray Chapman <trivia@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
Writers | Jon Reeves <writers@imdb.com> | 11/08/96
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Wilbur Grey: Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union
man and I work only sixteen hours a day.
McDougal: A union man only works eight hours a day.
Wilbur Grey: I belong to two unions.
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New Jersey: Why is there awatermelon there?
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[To his erection]
Ford Fairlane: Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr
naked. Gone!
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# Anna to the Infinite Power (1983)
Anna Hart: I feel as though I'm more myself than ever before.
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C. C. (Bud) Baxter: That's me.
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[In the past, Marty observes his dad's incompetence.]
Marty: Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born!
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Annina Nosei: This is the true voice of the gutter.
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Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas?
Wayne: Most of the time.
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The Riddler: Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the
big, black bat?
Chase: Well, I wish I could say that my interest in you was purely
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The Riddler: And if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM *I*! [pauses]
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
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Delia: I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express
myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I
will go insane and I will take you with me!
Lydia: They don't want to come down.
Otho: Why not?
Lydia: I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away,
and you didn't get scared.
Delia: Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic.
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Albert: Don't give me that look!
Armand: What look?
Albert: That look that says You know everything because you're a man,
and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: But you're not a woman.
Albert: You bastard!
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# Boomerang! (1947)
Harry O'Shea: It's been a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Wade.
T. M. Wade: I know.
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# Bound (1996)
Ceasar: What did she do to you?
Violet: Everything you couldn't.
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# Brain Smasher...A Love Story (1993)
Ed Malloy: Like me? You said before you love me!
Sam Crain: I'd say anything to save the world.
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Riley Hale: When the time comes that we have to go to war against
Utah, we are really going to kick ass, you know?
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Butch: How many of them are following us?
Sundance: All of them !
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# Campus Man (1987)
Cactus Jack: Let's just say that when the tough get together, they
call me boss.
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Qualen: You want to kill me, don't you, Tucker? Well, get a number and
get in line.
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Recording: 99.8 percent of women who wear black underwear are closet
whores.
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Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Do you think that Marky Mark could take time from his busy pants
schedule?
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# Death in Venice (1970)
Alfred: Truth? Justice? Human dignity? What good are they?
Alfred: Do you know what lies at the bottom of the mainstream?
Mediocrity.
Gustav von Aschenbach: You must never smile like that. You must never
smile like that at anyone.
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Gruber: "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for
there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical
education.
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Keyes: Have you made up your mind?
Jackson: Mr. Keyes, I'm a Medford man. Medford, Oregon. Up in Medford,
we take our time making up our minds.
Keyes: Well, we're not in Medford, we're in a hurry.
Keyes: They've commited a murder and it's not like taking a trolly
ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're
stuck with each other and they've got to ride all the way to the end
of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the
cemetery.
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Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they
refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of
people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
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Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
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Col. Nathan Jessop: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those
walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?
You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you
can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the
marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing
what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved
lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to
you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in
places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall,
you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We
use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending
something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor
the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps
under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then
questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just
said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick
up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what
you think you are entitled to.
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Terence Mann: Peace, love, dope! Now get the hell out of here.
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King Arthur: Only a fool wants what he can not have.
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# Flying Disc Man from Mars (1951)
[Earth pilot Trent inspects a Martian Flying Disc for the first time]
Trent: You know, I've never flown one of these things before.
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Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimping boat?
Forrest: No, but I've been on a real big boat.
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# Four Seasons, The (1981)
Jack: OK, maybe I overanalyze things. You know why I do that?
Nick: Why does everyone think I'm paranoid? Do you discuss this behind
my back?
Ginny: I never met anyone who knew so much about the actuarial tables.
Danny: You think whenever your brain has a thought, it has to just
drop down onto your tongue like a gumball.
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# Freeway (1996)
Vanessa, holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer: This is a
crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord jesus christ and
take him for your personal savior?
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[Bond has just been surprised by the double agent, Grant.]
Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.
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Sgt Hartman: God couldn't miracle your ass over that obstacle! Get the
fuck off of my obstacle!
Sgt Hartman: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
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# Funeral, The (1996)
Johnny Tempi: I would say life is pretty pointless, wouldn't you,
without the movies?
Jean: Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Ray Tempio: I'm not ashamed of nothing. I didn't make the world.
Jean: They're criminals, and there's absolutely nothing romantic about
it.
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# Get on the Bus (1996)
George: Teenagers mess up. You know man, that's what they do best.
Flip: I've always heard that Dallas has the finest honeys on the
planet.
Flip: You tell me what men who like women wouldn't want a little
something on the side?
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John Patterson: What better job in the world then to build a bridge?
Bring land over water, bring worlds together.
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Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
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Dana: His name is Oscar.
Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog, you poor man.
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# Glimmer Man, The (1996)
James Cole: I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital.
Detective Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran
muffin.
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Phil Connors: Oh, same-old same-old.
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Felix's Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's
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# Happiest Days of Your Life, The (1950)
Wetherby Pond: My mind is made up on one thing Miss Whitchurch: if I
sink, you sink with me!
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Will Kane: I've got to, that's the whole thing.
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# Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me (1992)
Eli: Oh my God, I thought you were dead!
Twinkle: Only in your dreams.
Eli: Oh, no. In my dreams, you were alive.
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Bert Gordon: You got talent.
Eddie Felson: I got talent? So what beat me?
Bert Gordon: Character.
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Valerie Solanas: Give me fifteen cents, and I'll give you a dirty
word.
Maurice Girodias: What's the word?
Valerie Solanas: Men.
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Captain Steven Hiller: Oh, no. no, you are NOT shootin' that green
shit at me!
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Captain Steven Hiller: I'm just a little anxious to get up there and
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# It Happened at the World's Fair (1963)
Danny Burke: You didn't tell me she was put together like that!
Mike Edwards: Can't you tell a nice girl when you meet one?
Danny Burke: Oh oh! Now he's a cub scout. What happened, somebody
steal your wolf whistle?
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Mayor Vaughn: Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda,
everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on
our hands on the Fourth of July.
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problems.
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# Jude (1996)
Sue Bridehead: You are the timid sex.
[Sue has just spurned Jude again.]
Sue Bridehead: Promise me you'll never stop trying.
Sue Bridehead: It's right that I suffer.
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Judy: Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a
blunder.
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# King Creole (1958)
Ronnie: Maybe we'll meet some place by accident.
Danny Fisher: Will you tell me where you think the accident will take
place and I'll make sure I'm there.
Charlie LeGrand: You keep speaking of Danny having a
profession. Singing is a profession. Well alright, so he's starting
in the sewer. Sewers can't be ignored. They run under the best
cities. And some of them lead to the fanciest plumbing at the Ritz.
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Ben: Are you desirable? Are you irresistable? Maybe if you drank
bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could
taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon
with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would
help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon
onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your
legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy
and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because
then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would
prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could
go away and fuck someone else.
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Nala: What's happened to you? You're not the Simba I remember.
Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied?
Nala: No, just dissapointed.
Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my father.
Nala: Good! At least one of us does.
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# Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Sebastian: Teenagers! Give them an inch and the'll swim all over ya'.
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Timothy: You're the head of a major spy network. You whine too much.
Charly: You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom.
Charly: Come midnight, you hang here by the booth for a while. If
Perkins plays it my way, nobody will show up. If he wants me erased,
he'll send someone to kidnap and torture you for my whereabouts. If
that happens, I know I can't trust him.
Charly Baltimore: Life is pain. Get used to it!
Mitch Henessey: Now, you go into a bar, and the sailors start running
out.
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# Love Parade, The (1929)
[First Line]
Queen Louise: Why am I always awakened from my dreams?
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# Mad Love (1995)
Joanna: Are you going to have sex with her?
Matt: What do you know abaout sex?
Joanna: Enough. Don't change the subject.
Matt: We're hundreds of miles away from home, what are we supposed to
do?
Casey: Tap our heels three times?
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Board Member #1: I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I
do know are way past their prime.
Charlie Donovan: Most of these guys never had a prime.
Board Member #2: This guy here is dead.
Rachel Phelps: Cross him off then.
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Brodie: I would've made a sexy chick.
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Hannibal Lecter: If one does what God does enough times, one will
become as God is.
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# Medicine Man (1992)
Dr.Campbell: It's only one fly in the serum. I can't reproduce it.
Dr.Crane: What do you mean?
Dr.Campbell: None of the new samples work and I have very little of
the original serum left. That's what I mean when I say I can't
reproduce it.
Dr.Crane: Wait a minute. I don't understand.
Dr.Campbell: What don't you understand? I found the cure for the
fucking plague of the twentieth century and now I've lost
it. Haven't you ever lost anything doctor Bronx? Your pass? You car
keys? Well, it's rather like that: Now you have it and now you
don't.
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# Men at Work (1990)
Louis Fedders: There are several sacred things in this world that you
don't EVER mess with. One of them happens to be another man's
fries. Now, you just remember that and you'll live a long and
healthy life.
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# Michael Collins (1996)
Kitty Kiernan: So which one of you gunslingers is going to ask me to
dance?
Harry Boland: What happens next time?
Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll
play by our own.
Lincoln prison chaplain: I can't understand your politics, but I
appreciate your integrity.
Michael Collins: I want peace and quiet. I want it so much I'd die for
it.
Michael Collins: I hate them for making hate necessary, and I'll do
what I can to end it.
Soames: The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of
a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.
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Tom: If I'd known we were going to cast our feelings into words,
I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon.
Tom: I didn't ask for it and I don't want it.
Tom: I think a grand is fair, so I want two.
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Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man.
Arthur: Man, sorry.
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
Arthur: I did apologize about the "old woman," but from behind you
looked, well...
Dennis: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an
inferior.
Arthur: Well, I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king, eh? And how'd you get that? By exploiting the
workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which
perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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Principal Jacobs: A teacher has two jobs; fill young minds with
knowledge, yes, but more important, give those minds a compass so
that that knowledge doesn't go to waste.
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[Fozzie is driving, Kermit is navigating, as they approach a fork in
the road.]
Kermit: Bear left!
Fozzie: Right, frog!
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Johnny: Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night
it was never weaker.
Johnny: You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it? You
don't want to fuck me. You'll catch something cruel.
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humanity is just a cracked egg. And the omelet stinks.
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Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
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Ten Bears: These things you say we will have, we already have.
Josey Wales: That's true. I ain't promising you nothing extra. I'm
just giving you life and you're giving me life. And I'm saying that
men can live together without butchering one another.
Ten Bears: It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double
tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to
see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can
hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries
the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we
meet in the struggle of life...and death. It shall be life.
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# Perla, La (1945)
Narrator: This is a story that old men tell to children. They aren't
sure where it happened or when.
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Cornelius: We thought you were inferior.
George Taylor: Now you know better.
Cornelius reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes: Beware the
beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates,
he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother
to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers,
for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is
the harbinger of death.
Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?
Dr. Zaius: His destiny.
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# Pocahontas: The Legend (1995)
John Smith: The new world!
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Bodhi: That's a, that's a surfboard all right! Looks like a '57 Chevy
I used to have.
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Mario Ruoppolo: Poetry doesn't belong to those who write it; it
belongs to those who need it.
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[After meeting Vivian]
Lady at polo field: She's wonderful! Where did you find her?
Edward: 976-BABE.
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# Quo Vadis? (1951)
[On being told the Christians are being blamed for the burning of
Rome]
Vinicius: The people won't believe such a lie!
Petronius: People will believe any lie, if it is fantastic enough.
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# Radar Men From the Moon (1952)
[Commando Cody, Ted, and Joan are about to board ship for the moon]
Commando Cody: I still think this is no trip for a woman.
Joan Gilbert: Now don't start that again. You'll be very glad to have
someone along who can cook your meals.
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Brody: Marion's the least of your worries right now, believe me, Indy.
Indy: What do you mean?
Brody: Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been
searching for the lost ark. It's not something to be taken lightly.
No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after
before.
Indy laughing: Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You
sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I
don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm
going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're
talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious
fellow I am. [throws his gun into his suitcase]
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Nathan Arizona Sr: No one sleeps naked in this house, son!
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Lisa: Tell me exactly what you saw and what you think it means.
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Lisa: A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open
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Mr. Blonde: I don't give a good fuck what you know, I'm going to
torture you anyway.
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Emperor Palpatine: Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with
all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be
complete!
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Charles Ossining: With friends like you, who needs enemas?
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# Roadkill (1989)
Ramona: Russel, are you really a serial killer?
Russel: Well, I've never really killed anyone before, but that's what
I'm shooting for. That's my ambition. I know it's a hard profession,
and it's a competive field and getting tougher every year. You have
to kill about 20 people now before you're taken seriously, But let's
face it, what other options do I have? There's not a lot of
opportunities up here for social mobility. I mean you can either
become a hockey player or take up a life of crime. And I have weak
ankles, so there you go.
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General Hummel: The men in Marine Force Recon are selected to carry
out illegal operations throughout the world. When they don't come
home, their families are told fairy tales about what happened to
them and denied compensation. All my career I've choked on these
lies. Well, here and now, the lies stop.
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Doctor Frank-N-Furter: So come up to the lab and see what's on the
slab. I see you shiver in antici... pation.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!
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Colonal Slade: if i were the man i was five years ago i'd take a flame
thrower to this place.
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Colonel Slade: Don't shrug you imbecile, I'm blind! Save the body
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Kim Ulander: You can't have an adventure without a gun!
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Steve: I was just nowhere near your neighborhood
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# Sins of the Night (1993)
Roxanne Flowers: I'm not a car Tony. You can't just start me up when
ever you want.
Tony Falcone: Since when did you become such a high class bitch.
Roxanne Flowers: I have an idea. Let's try something new tonight.
Tony Falcone: Yeah, what?
Roxanne Flowers: Conversation.
Tony Falcone: Ha! Conversation Rox? I don't think that's your strong
suit. Now come on and get out of these things.
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Baron: You are the twelfth in a long line of governesses who have come
here to look after my children since their mother died. I trust you
will be an improvement on the last one. She stayed only two hours.
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Baroness Schraeder: There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a
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Luke Skywalker: I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.
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Clairee Belcher: They were both high. They'd been smokin' everything
but their shoes.
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Stella: You think you're going bowling now?
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# Sunnyside Up (1929)
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Joe Gillis narrating: The poor dope -- he always wanted a pool. Well,
in the end, he got himself a pool.
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Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent
pictures. You used to be big.
Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.
Norma Desmond: They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses,
the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!
Joe Gillis: I didn't know you were planning a comeback.
Norma Desmond: I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the
millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the
screen.
Max Von Mayerling: She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't
know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan
letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There
was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her
silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!
Norma Desmond: We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!
Joe Gillis: [sarcastically] They'll love it in Pomona.
Norma Desmond: They'll love it everyplace.
Joe Gillis: Audiences don't know somebody sits down and writes a
picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along.
Norma Desmond: I'm rich. I'm richer than all this new Hollywood
trash. Huh! I've got a million dollars.
Joe Gillis: Keep it.
Norma Desmond: Own three blocks downtown. I've got oil in
Bakersfield. Pumping, pumping, pumping.
[Norma threatens suicide again]
Joe Gillis: Oh, wake up, Norma, you'd be killing yourself to an empty
house. The audience left twenty years ago.
Joe Gillis narrating: Well, this is where you came in, back at that
pool again, the one I always wanted. It's dawn now and they must
have photographed me a thousand times. Then they got a couple of
pruning hooks from the garden and fished me out...ever so
gently. Funny, how gentle people get with you once you're dead.
Norma Desmond to newsreel camera: And I promise you I'll never desert
you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and
another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be!
Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out
there in the dark! ...All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my
close-up.
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# Swingers (1996)
[On how long to wait before calling a woman back]
Sue: Two days is like industry standard.
Trent: All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I
turn out to be a sweetheart.
[Why he was turned down for the part of Goofy]
Rob: I didn't have any theme park experience.
Mike: Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening?
Girl at the Party: What do you drive?
Trent: I don't want you to be like the guy in the PG-13 movie where
everyone hopes its going to happen. I want you to be like the guy in
the rated R movie.
Mike: Haven't you seen BOYZ N THE HOOD? They are going to come back
and shoot us.
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Sir Gawain: I forgot to ask one question during my quick initiation
into knighthood.
Humphrey: Oh? What's that?
Sir Gawain: How to relieve myself in this tin suit.
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Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
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# This Island Earth (1954)
[Commenting on the sudden appearance of the cat]
Ruth: That's only little Neutron. We call him that because he's so
positive. [sic]
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Porthos: A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!
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# Threesome (1994)
Alex: You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or
later he's gonna have the hots for you.
Eddie: Sounds pretty hot to me.
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# Time to Love and a Time to Die, A (1958)
Professor Pohlmann: Without doubt, there would be no need for faith.
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Sarah Fielding: What happened to the Volmer twins?
Max Walker: See those two red spots?
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Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy
even if you're not good at them.
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# To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday (1996)
David Lewis: Don't you think it is a little insensitive fixing me up
on her birthday?
Paul Wheeler: Gillian has no more birthdays.
Esther Wheeler: He will be all right. It's just, he really loved her.
Cindy Bayles: He's not going to fall for you. Live people can't
compete with dead ones.
Gillian Lewis: Go play with the live girls.
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Jeeter Lester: Why, Ada here never... never spoke a word to me for the
first ten years we was married. Heh! Them was the happiest ten years
of my life.
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Michael Dorsey: I did an evening of vegetables off Broadway. I did an
endive salad that knocked the critics off their ass!
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2nd Interviewer: What exactly attracted you to the leisure industry?
Spud: I don't know, pleasure. More pleasure in other people's leisure.
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Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. Most
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# Twelfth Night (1996)
Duke Orsino of Illyria: If music be the food of love, play on.
Olivia: Why, this is very midsummer's madness.
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[Miles Russell is gawking at his birthday breakfast.]
Buck Russell: If you think this is big, wait until you see the
toast. I couldn't even get it through the door.
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Caroline: He don't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make
sense.
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Maximillian: Hmm, interesting. I've been stabbed, hung, and lost my
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# Watership Down (1978)
Frith: All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand
Enemies, and when ever they catch you, they will kill you. But first
they must catch you: digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift
warning. Be cunning, full of tricks, and your people will never be
destroyed.
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# William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet (1996)
Romeo: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the
east, and Juliet is the sun.
Juliet: What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name
would smell as sweet.
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Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a
fortune in fudge.
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Danny: If I medicine you, you'll know you've been medicined.
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[Ringo picks up a hole and puts it in his pocket.]
Ringo: I've got a hole in my pocket.
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[Froederick and Igor are exhuming a dead criminal.]
Froederick: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Froederick: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[It starts to pour.]
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# Zero Tolerance (1994)
Manta: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I learned all that in Drug Dealing 101.